Speedy Delivery: Deliver the baby without doing anything wrong in 20 seconds or under.
Can't Concentrate: Deliver the baby without taking the ritilin.
It's A Boy: Successfully deliver the baby.
Play Again?: Type play while you're already playing.
You're Too Slow!: Run out of time.
Confuzzled: Fail the delivery without doing anything.
Hercules: Pull baby Tom's head off.
That's Disgusting!: Deliver the baby without putting on the blind fold.
XYZZY: Send the baby into outer space!
Wrong Way!: Push the baby further in the womb.
Goodbye World: Commit Suicide (Type Suicide) (no capitilizing).
Filthy Hand's: Deliver the baby with you're bare hands.
Just Can't Wait: Type deliver in the menu.